beyond the zero

‘It feels, at least, like everybody came together’

Ain’t that right, Tyrone?

Like the ballroom in St. Patrick’s Cathedral, there is none in these trousers here, and Slothrop’s hardon, enlarging, aches like thunder.

Question

Who’s had a greater influence on my ability to see dick jokes wherever I look: Thomas Pynchon or Michael Scott?

I know we’re on different sides here, but if we’d just look each other in the eye, I’m sure we could come together. Which is of course what she said.

Other News

Thesis has made me done with postmodernism for an indefinite amount of time. This means I currently have oceans of love for Willa Cather, Henry James, Friday Night Lights, and beer.

Bad writing made me done with The Office about two seasons ago.

At least I’ll come back to Pynchon before too long.